Hindi Funny Jokes :)

Santa 1st time plane par baitha: jaise hi plane ka agla tyre uparutha, santa pilot ko maarne laga..or ..bola..: mai pehle hi dara hua hun or tu stunt maar raha hai

lol u rok skillz bhai!

thnx kingrulzz

Same college/school se, jahan aap padhte ho, wahan se girlfriend hone ka sabse bada fyaada kya hai?

100% Attendence.

Macchar ne ek admi ko kata
Admi-din me bhi kat rahe ho?
macchar- kya kru ghar me maa-baap bimar h, behan jawan hai or ladkwalo ne 11 ltr khun dahej me maanga hai

shaadi ke madap me ladka ladki se bola-mera 10 ladkion ke saath affair raha hai.
ladki-- mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli mili hai to character to match karega hi

Aap lovely ho- 94%

aap cute ho- 95%

aap sweet ho-96%

aap smart ho-97%

aap stylish ho-98%

aap attractive ho-99%

or..mai fekne me expert hu-100%

newton ke room mate ka kehna hai--

gravitational force doesn't take responsibility for the people falling in love

Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir...

iam sad i cant speak hindi