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i thought my boss was an idiot, and quit, to work for myself. My new boss is alsl oan idiot too but atleast i respect him (A)
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A desbelief in god doesnot result in a belief in nothing; disbelief in god usually results in a belief in anything...
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my goal is to be a failure! if i reach my goal, i will be successful and if i dont reach my goal, i will still be successful... :-d
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isnt it strange that a group of very intelligent individuals combined into political party becomes a collectively dumb... :-P
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Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai
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Post Sun Mar 20, 2011 2:19 pm

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All Indians have typical eating habits. A few habits are:



a) Always order soup 1 by 2 (invented in India). That way you get more soup. :-d

b) When ordering sugar cane juice, first insist on no Ice & after a few sips, ask for ice. :dance:

c) Ask for extra papri/golgappa when you finish your bhel or sev or pani-puri. :drool:

d) Ask for free cucumber/aloo/ freebees after you have eaten sandwich. :doh:

e Sample all the ice cream flavours free & then order what you always eat.
:whistle:
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Post Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:11 am

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Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans
Don't take life too seriously, in any case you won't come out of it alive
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Post Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:06 pm

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Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.

Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat and went about his fishing.

An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg.

Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth...
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Post Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:55 am

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a villager once came to Chennai: :drool:

A citizen of Chennai saw him :|
the villager was counting the floors on 5star hotel :think:
then the citizen used this idea and made a trick (A)


citizen to villager:you have to give 10 rupees for each floor u counted
village said i counter 6 and gave Rs 60
and the villager laughed that he has counted 12 floors and paid only 6 :-P

but the real fool is..... :shifty:
it is not a move ,even the best move ,that you must seek ,but a realizable plan.....(chess proverb)
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