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Post Wed May 16, 2012 5:01 pm

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Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far...
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Post Thu May 17, 2012 12:52 pm

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A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus

He wrote:-

"Drive Carefully!
Don't kill the students,
wait for the Teachers"
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Post Sat May 19, 2012 9:38 am

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Touch ur heart,
u will feel the rhythm of ur heartbeat..

Touch ur head,
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u will feel the rhythm of empty pot..

tin…tin.... :-d :-P
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Post Mon May 21, 2012 1:48 pm

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Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
Santa :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"
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Post Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:34 pm

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The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working the moment you get
up and does not stop until u get into the office...!
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Post Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:11 pm

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BOSS To An Employee....
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"Do You Believe In Life After Death?"
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EMPLOYEE.....
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"Certainly Not! There's No Proof Of It",
He Replied.
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BOSS: "Well, There Is Now. After You Left
Early Yesterday To Go To Your Uncle's
Funeral, He Came Here Looking For You. :-d
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Post Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:24 am

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BOSS to an employee....
"Do you believe in life after Death?"
EMPLOYEE.....
"Certainly not! There's no proof of it",
he replied...
BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left
early yesterday to go to your uncle's
funeral, he came here looking for you.
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Post Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:27 am

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Two Best advices for safe life :

1. Always speak the truth, no matter how bitter harsh it is ..

2. Run immediately after saying it..:)
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Post Sun Jun 17, 2012 8:29 pm

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In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor:
How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?

Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub....

Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d bucket bcoz its bigger....

Dr: NO, a normal person would pull the drain plug!
Now will u plz proceed to bed no.39 ;-)
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Post Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:43 am

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Question: "How to kill an ant?"

Asked in an exam for 10 marks!

Student:
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
&
Keep it outside the ant's hole

After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|

Moral:
Don't play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks :naughty: :-P :)
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