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Post Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:38 am

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Top 3
College Rule-

1. B Quiet In Da Class Bcuz Others R Sleeping.

2. Dont 4get 2 Carry Books, It Works As A Pillow.

3. Keep Da College Clean, So B Absent :-P
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Post Wed Oct 05, 2011 6:30 am

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Santa: Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense?
Banta: No, tell me how?
Santa: I will tell you next week. :dance:
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Post Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:35 am

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rick and andros were discussing rick's new computer.
rick: “my new invention is a computer that behaves like human beings.”
andros: “How?”
rick: “For every mistake it makes, it starts blaming the other computers:p :p
Music is my first love, and it will ever be my last :)
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Post Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:45 am

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Man 1: I became a millionaire after marriage.
Man 2: Wow! Your wife has sure bought lots of luck to you.
Man 1: Actually I was a billionaire before marriage.
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Post Tue Nov 15, 2011 9:54 pm

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not funny
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Post Wed Nov 16, 2011 6:11 am

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If one does not want to laugh, then even the funniest joke could not make him laugh!
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Post Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:31 am

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superbeast wrote:Santa: Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense?
Banta: No, tell me how?
Santa: I will tell you next week. :dance:


Nice joke. I like this one. Please post some others.......



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Post Tue Dec 27, 2011 4:16 pm

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Judge: I'll ask you again sir! Did you not look at my client, and in a crowded shopping mall in front of her children and call her not once but THREE times a ''ho''?!
Santa: Sorry your honour all i was doing was wishing that lady a merry christmas....
Judge: And you did this by calling her a ''ho''?
Santa: Your honour it was just my laugh.
Judge: Ohhhhh...I see now thank you Santa Claws.You are free to go.
Santa: Thank you. HO HO HO merry christmas(Santa runs off) (h)
Judge: Did that fat guy just call me a ''ho''?I WILL GET HIM!!!!!(Judge runs off after Santa)


THE END :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:
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Post Thu Dec 29, 2011 4:06 pm

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rafa_king wrote:Top 3
College Rule-

1. B Quiet In Da Class Bcuz Others R Sleeping.

2. Dont 4get 2 Carry Books, It Works As A Pillow.

3. Keep Da College Clean, So B Absent :-P

HAHAHAHAHA :clap: :clap: funny LoL
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Post Fri Jan 06, 2012 1:45 am

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:-P yo mama so ugly when she walked into a bank the security guards had to turn of the surveillance cameras :whistle:
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