Funnyy Jokes X0(

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College Rule-

1. B Quiet In Da Class Bcuz Others R Sleeping.

2. Dont 4get 2 Carry Books, It Works As A Pillow.

3. Keep Da College Clean, So B Absent

Santa: Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense?
Banta: No, tell me how?
Santa: I will tell you next week.

rick and andros were discussing rick's new computer.
rick: “my new invention is a computer that behaves like human beings.”
andros: “How?”
rick: “For every mistake it makes, it starts blaming the other computers:p

Man 1: I became a millionaire after marriage.
Man 2: Wow! Your wife has sure bought lots of luck to you.
Man 1: Actually I was a billionaire before marriage.

[drcheck]

not funny

If one does not want to laugh, then even the funniest joke could not make him laugh!

Santa: Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense?
Banta: No, tell me how?
Santa: I will tell you next week.

Nice joke. I like this one. Please post some others.......



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Judge: I'll ask you again sir! Did you not look at my client, and in a crowded shopping mall in front of her children and call her not once but THREE times a ''ho''?!
Santa: Sorry your honour all i was doing was wishing that lady a merry christmas....
Judge: And you did this by calling her a ''ho''?
Santa: Your honour it was just my laugh.
Judge: Ohhhhh...I see now thank you Santa Claws.You are free to go.
Santa: Thank you. HO HO HO merry christmas(Santa runs off)
Judge: Did that fat guy just call me a ''ho''?I WILL GET HIM!!!!!(Judge runs off after Santa)


THE END

Top 3
College Rule-

1. B Quiet In Da Class Bcuz Others R Sleeping.

2. Dont 4get 2 Carry Books, It Works As A Pillow.

3. Keep Da College Clean, So B Absent

HAHAHAHAHA funny LoL

yo mama so ugly when she walked into a bank the security guards had to turn of the surveillance cameras