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johncenaa

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Post Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:04 pm

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reece: add me friend in chesscube please ;)
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Reecemaxwe

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Post Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:18 pm

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Accepted friend request.. John
Joke#: A lady walks in a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
'' Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?''
Reply:'' To kill my husband.
'' I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!''
The lady lays down a photo of a woman and a man in a compromising position.
The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist's wife.
He takes the photo and nods saying ''Oh! didn't realize you had a prescription!''...
:dance: :dance: :dance: :violin: :violin: :violin: :violin: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:
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darkthunder

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Post Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:04 pm

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Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.

Banta: Is this dog faithful ?

Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me. X0(
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bigbossml

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Post Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:30 pm

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IF i post the jokes i like here chesscube will get banned (e)


I tried to make this sentence funny bit i know i have FAILED :dance:
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knightattack

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Post Wed May 02, 2012 12:05 pm

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Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?
Girl: I can eat 6 apples
Boy: You can eat only 1 apple in emtpy stomach,
beacause when you eat the 2nd apple, that’s not in empty stomach!

(h) (h) (h) (h) (h) (h) (h)
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knightattack

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Post Thu May 03, 2012 11:48 am

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Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me
for something that I didn't do ?

Teacher : Not at all.

Little johnny : That's good.
Actually i didn't do my homework!
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knightattack

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Post Mon May 07, 2012 1:50 pm

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Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote...
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knightattack

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Post Thu May 10, 2012 9:57 am

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Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
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knightattack

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Post Sat May 12, 2012 4:30 pm

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Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast
Tiger could not make out & asked
"What was that?"

2nd Tiger smiled and said:
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Fast Food..xP :P
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knightattack

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Post Mon May 14, 2012 1:20 pm

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Apple = vitamins
Vitamins = power
Power = work
Work = money
Money = girlfriend
Girlfriend = tension
Tension = heart attack
Heart attack = death
See what all problems an apple can make... :think:
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