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Post Wed May 02, 2012 11:59 am

Hindi Funny Jokes :)

Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2

Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai

Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata
:-P :-P :-P (h)
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Post Thu May 03, 2012 11:46 am

Hindi Funny Jokes :)

Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?
8-( :-P :-P (h)
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Post Mon May 07, 2012 1:53 pm

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

Santa-Tum apni biwi ko kya naam se bulate ho?

Banta-Google darling

Santa-Y such name?

Banta-1 sawal, karo 100 jawab deti he..
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Post Thu May 10, 2012 9:56 am

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

Teacher: Kutta Dum kuyn halata hai ?
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Santa: Sir Kuyn K Dum Kuttay ko nahi hilla sakti
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Post Sat May 12, 2012 4:20 pm

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

Teacher-How many planets are there?
Santa -
Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah.
Teacher-
Aur batao?
Santa-
Aur bas sab badhiya!
Mata raani ki kripa.
Aap sunao...??


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Post Sat May 12, 2012 9:21 pm

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

hindu kush ;)
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Post Mon May 14, 2012 1:17 pm

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

Santa: Mein apni patni ko birthday par kon sa gift du?

Banta: Ik diamond ring de do.

Santa: Nahi mein kutch badi si cheej deni chahta hu.

Banta: Fir MRF ka tyre de do...
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Post Wed May 16, 2012 4:59 pm

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

A nursry boy proposes a girl:
Boy-I LOVE U
Girl replies-Ek thappad marugi khichke
Boy rplies-MUKKA NAI KHAYEGI JAISE PHIR!
Badi aayi thappad marne wali..
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Post Thu May 17, 2012 12:49 pm

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

do dost aapas mein baat karte huye;-

Rahul: Wife ko begum kyun kehte hai?

Rohan: Kyuki shaadi ke baad uske saare gum husband ke hisse mein chale jaate hai aur wife begum ho jaati hai…
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Post Sat May 19, 2012 9:45 am

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

Santa ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Santa jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.

Santa ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”
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