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johncenaa

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Post Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:04 pm

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reece: add me friend in chesscube please ;)
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Reecemaxwe

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Post Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:18 pm

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Accepted friend request.. John
Joke#: A lady walks in a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
'' Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?''
Reply:'' To kill my husband.
'' I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!''
The lady lays down a photo of a woman and a man in a compromising position.
The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist's wife.
He takes the photo and nods saying ''Oh! didn't realize you had a prescription!''...
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darkthunder

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Post Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:04 pm

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Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.

Banta: Is this dog faithful ?

Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me. X0(
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bigbossml

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Post Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:30 pm

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IF i post the jokes i like here chesscube will get banned (e)


I tried to make this sentence funny bit i know i have FAILED :dance:
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knightattack

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Post Wed May 02, 2012 12:05 pm

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Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?
Girl: I can eat 6 apples
Boy: You can eat only 1 apple in emtpy stomach,
beacause when you eat the 2nd apple, that’s not in empty stomach!

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knightattack

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Post Thu May 03, 2012 11:48 am

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Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me
for something that I didn't do ?

Teacher : Not at all.

Little johnny : That's good.
Actually i didn't do my homework!
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If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it..Learn to smile at every situation..See it as an opportunity to prove your strength and ability...Live Hard Live Your Dream
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knightattack

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Post Mon May 07, 2012 1:50 pm

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Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote...
If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it..Learn to smile at every situation..See it as an opportunity to prove your strength and ability...Live Hard Live Your Dream
KnightAttack
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knightattack

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Post Thu May 10, 2012 9:57 am

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Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it..Learn to smile at every situation..See it as an opportunity to prove your strength and ability...Live Hard Live Your Dream
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knightattack

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Post Sat May 12, 2012 4:30 pm

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Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast
Tiger could not make out & asked
"What was that?"

2nd Tiger smiled and said:
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Fast Food..xP :P
If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it..Learn to smile at every situation..See it as an opportunity to prove your strength and ability...Live Hard Live Your Dream
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knightattack

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Post Mon May 14, 2012 1:20 pm

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Apple = vitamins
Vitamins = power
Power = work
Work = money
Money = girlfriend
Girlfriend = tension
Tension = heart attack
Heart attack = death
See what all problems an apple can make... :think:
If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it..Learn to smile at every situation..See it as an opportunity to prove your strength and ability...Live Hard Live Your Dream
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