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Post Mon May 21, 2012 1:46 pm

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

Maalik to Santa: Tu to kehta tha ke tu thakta nahi hai. Aaj fir tu sota hua paya gaya hai.

Funny Santa: Mere na thakne ka yahi to raaz hai.
If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it..Learn to smile at every situation..See it as an opportunity to prove your strength and ability...Live Hard Live Your Dream
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Post Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:57 pm

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

Murgi ne BAAZ se shadi kar li
Murga: Hum mar gaye the kya
Murgi: Mein to tumse hi shadi krna chahti thi
par Mom-Dad chahte the ladka Air-Force mein ho... :-d
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Post Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:01 pm

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

BOY: darling, tumhara naam hath oe likhu ya dil pe?
GIRL: idhar udhar kahan likhte ho?agar sacha pyar karte ho to sidhe apne property paper pe likho!:D :naughty:
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Post Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:04 pm

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

Girl: Mein tmhare liye aag pe chal sakti hu
angaro se Khel sakti hu.

Boy: Kya tum mujhe abhi milne aa sakti ho.

Girl: Pagal hai kya dhoop dekhi hai kitni tez hai.
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Post Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:20 pm

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

knightattack wrote:Girl: Mein tmhare liye aag pe chal sakti hu
angaro se Khel sakti hu.

Boy: Kya tum mujhe abhi milne aa sakti ho.

Girl: Pagal hai kya dhoop dekhi hai kitni tez hai.

lol :-P
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Post Sun Jun 17, 2012 8:17 pm

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na hota to kya hona tha.

Bania ka beta: Hum to kangaal ho jate. Mera bapu milk me kya milata?
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Post Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:28 am

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me kun rakha jata hai?
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Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki "abey ye to meri walithi" :-d X0( :shifty:
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Post Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:41 am

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

Kanjoos baap bachchon se:
Jo raat ko khana nahi khayega use 5 Rs dunga.

Bachche 5 Rs le kar so gaye.

Subah baap bola:
Jo 5 Rs dega.. usi ko naashta milega. :-P :)
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Post Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:23 pm

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

:)
skillzz wrote: A tiger killed a sardar in zoo.

a monkey asked y did u particularly kil a sardar in that crowd?

tiger -aur nhi to kya wo bewakoof kab se keh raha tha---" itni badi billii" :dance:
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Post Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:24 pm

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

darkthunder wrote:
knightattack wrote:Girl: Mein tmhare liye aag pe chal sakti hu
angaro se Khel sakti hu.

Boy: Kya tum mujhe abhi milne aa sakti ho.

Girl: Pagal hai kya dhoop dekhi hai kitni tez hai.
:)
lol :-P
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