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Post Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:24 pm

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

knightattack wrote:Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na hota to kya hona tha.

Bania ka beta: Hum to kangaal ho jate. Mera bapu milk me kya milata?

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Post Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:25 pm

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

skillzz wrote:BOY: mujhse shaadi karogi?

GIRL: kyaaa?

BOY: achhi film hai na....

GIRL: kuttee ke bachhe....

BOY: what?

GIRL: kitne cute hote hai na :)

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Post Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:26 pm

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I ONCE SAW A MAN PLAYIN CHESS IN A PARK WITH HIS DOG,IWAS AMAZED AND WENT OVER,I SAID,,THATS A CLEVER DOG,,THE MAN REPLIED NOT REALLY HEES 5-0 DOWN
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Post Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:19 pm

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

Ek admi police se bola kuch der pehle mera watch,mobile chori ho gaye.
Police-app chillay kyun nahi help ke liye.
Admi-kyun ki, agar meine chillata toh woh mere sone ke daant dekh leta.

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Post Sat Jun 23, 2012 10:54 am

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

Gabbar:Thakur ye mobile humko de de
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Thakur:Dekh yr hath-pair ka mazak thik h,
mobile se majak masti nhi,
facebok chalu h or Bsnti online he. . !

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Post Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:09 am

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

Bhikhari: Kuch khaane ko do!

Pandit: Tamatar Khao

Bhikhari: Roti do baba

Pandit: Tamatar Khao

Bhikhari: Tamatar hi khila do

Pandit's Wife: Ye Totla bolte he, Keh rahe he KAMAKAR KHAO !
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Post Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:25 pm

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

Nikle Hum Duniya Ki Bheed Mein To Pata Chala...
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K Har Wo Shakhs Udas Hai
Jis Ne M0nday Se Phir Job Pe Jana Hai...
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Post Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:39 pm

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Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.

Malkin naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.

Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?

Malkin: Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hai.

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Post Tue Jul 03, 2012 3:42 am

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Shadi ke bad dusre din Parul apni dady se: Meri unse ladai ho gayie!
Dady: Shadi mein jhagde toh hote rehte hai fikar mat karo.
Parul: Woh toh thik hai par ab “LAASH” ka kya karu...

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Post Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:17 am

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

Santa BLOOD Ke bare mein book padh raha tha

Wife: Aaj yeh book kyu padh rahe ho ji?

Santa: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon

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