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Post Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:41 am

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.

Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?

Baccha: Ab bhago!
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Post Sun Jul 08, 2012 9:21 am

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

Cinema hall Me Santa Ke Bagal Me Baithi 2 Aurate Lagatar Apas Me Baate Kiye Ja Rahi Thi. Thodi Der Tak To Santa Sabra Kiye Baitha Raha Lekin Fir Junjalaa Kar Bola- “Maaf Kijiyega, Mujhe Apki Baatchit Ke Chalte Film ka Koi Dialogue Sunaai Nahi Pad Rahait Hai. Aap…..”
“To Hum bhi Kaha Aap ko suna Rahe Hai, Hamari Private Batchit chal Rahi Hai.”
Unme Se 1 Aurat Ne Munh Banaate Huye Kaha. :-d
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Post Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:07 pm

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

skillzz wrote:BOY: mujhse shaadi karogi?

GIRL: kyaaa?

BOY: achhi film hai na....

GIRL: kuttee ke bachhe....

BOY: what?

GIRL: kitne cute hote hai na :)





Nice joke....
Its too funny joke ............I really like this joke ...

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Post Mon Jul 09, 2012 5:31 pm

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.
Patient(ghabrate huye): Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor: daro mat...
yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai
:-d :)
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Post Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:22 pm

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Do dost aapas mein baat kar rahe the...
pehla dost : yaar Jail ko “Hawalaat” kyu kehte hy..?
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dousra dost: Kyu k jail me khane ma sirf
“Hawa” ur “Laat” hi milti hy----- haahaahaa
:-d :) =d ;) (h)
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Post Fri Jul 13, 2012 5:06 am

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Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar ke ghar me hi mamla salta liya... :-d :) :-P
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Post Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:02 am

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Bania’s Beta: Papa meri door ki nazar kharab hai CHASMA banwa do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?

Son: Suraj

Kanjoos Bania: aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu isse jyada door toh mein bhi nahi dekh sakta.
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Post Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:22 pm

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Ek ladka-ladki hotel me gaye...

Waiter: Kya loge ?

Ladki: Sabji waali roti..

Waiter:What??

Ladka: Gaon ki hai,
Pizza maang rahi hai.. :-P :-d :)
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Post Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:04 pm

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Teacher Pappu Se: “Khali Jagah Poori Karo, 900 Chuhe Kha Kar Billi ________ Chali”

Pappu: “900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi Slow-Slow Chali”

Teacher Gusse Se: “Khade Ho Jao, Mazak Karte Ho”

Pappu: “Miss Ye Bhi Maine Aapka Dil Rakhne Ke Liye Keh Diya Warna 900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi Ka Baap Bhi Nahi Chal Sakta“
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Post Sun Sep 16, 2012 9:36 am

Re: Hindi Funny Jokes :)

Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”
jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!
:) :) =d (h)
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