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Post Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:30 pm

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ChRoNalDo wrote:Married Life Is So easy...
Seems just Like
Walking In the park..
And..
Park is like..
......

Jurassic park.. X0( X0(

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Post Tue Jul 03, 2012 3:45 am

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Boy: I'm Searching For The
Most Beautiful Girl..!!

Girl: Look I Came For You..!!

Boy: That's Nice! Now Help
Me To Find Her..!

:-d ;) :) =d
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Post Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:22 am

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I just feel u....

Whenever I feel u....
I just miss u .....
Whenever i miss u ....
I just wanna See u ....
Do u know why.......

It's juts because ............

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

:-d :)
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Post Mon Jul 09, 2012 5:50 pm

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A group of young children were sat in a circle with their nursery teacher. She was asking them questions in turn.
Davy, what noise does a cow make?
A cow goes moo.
Alice, what noise does a cat make?
A cat goes meow.
Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?
A lamb goes baaa.
Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?
Errr.., it goes.. click!
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Post Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:29 pm

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Teacher Fell Asleep In Class And A Little Naughty Boy Walked Up To Him,

Little Boy:
"Teacher Are You Sleeping In Class?"

Teacher:
"No I Am Not Sleeping In Class."

Little Boy:
"What Were You Doing Sir ?"

Teacher:
"I Was Talking To God."

The Next Day The Naughty Boy Fell Asleep In Class And The Same Teacher Walks Up To Him...

Teacher:
"Young Man, You Are Sleeping In My Class."

Little Boy:
"No Not Me Sir, I Am Not Sleeping."

Angry Teacher:
"What Were You Doing.??"

Little Boy:
"I Was Talking To God."

Angry Teacher:
"What Did He Say??"

Little Boy:
"God Said He Never Spoke To You Yesterday..." :P
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Post Fri Jul 13, 2012 5:10 am

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Teacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.... :-P :-d
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Post Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:28 pm

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Scientists Have Proved That
2904583181 People On The Earth
Are Lazy,,,
Because,,
..
..
They Did Not Even Read This
Number.. :P ;-)
Thumbs Up If You Haven't Read
The Number :P
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Post Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:06 pm

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Tomorrow is my exam
But I don't care
Because a single sheet of paper
can't decide my future... :-P
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Post Sun Sep 16, 2012 9:41 am

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Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree.

Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband.

You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it.

Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him.

Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to
speak..!
:-d :) :) :) (h) :-P :)
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Post Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:04 pm

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hahahaha nice one
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