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i thought my boss was an idiot, and quit, to work for myself. My new boss is alsl oan idiot too but atleast i respect him

A desbelief in god doesnot result in a belief in nothing; disbelief in god usually results in a belief in anything...

my goal is to be a failure! if i reach my goal, i will be successful and if i dont reach my goal, i will still be successful...

isnt it strange that a group of very intelligent individuals combined into political party becomes a collectively dumb...

Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai

Ливийская оппозиция упустила момент и,...

ooohhh. a spammer.. I don't know.. is the anti-spam-first-post-moderation working or what?

All Indians have typical eating habits. A few habits are:



a) Always order soup 1 by 2 (invented in India). That way you get more soup.

b) When ordering sugar cane juice, first insist on no Ice & after a few sips, ask for ice.

c) Ask for extra papri/golgappa when you finish your bhel or sev or pani-puri.

d) Ask for free cucumber/aloo/ freebees after you have eaten sandwich.

e Sample all the ice cream flavours free & then order what you always eat.

Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.

Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat and went about his fishing.

An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg.

Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth...

a villager once came to Chennai:

A citizen of Chennai saw him
the villager was counting the floors on 5star hotel
then the citizen used this idea and made a trick


citizen to villager:you have to give 10 rupees for each floor u counted
village said i counter 6 and gave Rs 60
and the villager laughed that he has counted 12 floors and paid only 6

but the real fool is.....