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Post Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:16 pm

Funnyy Jokes X0(

Married Life Is So easy...
Seems just Like
Walking In the park..
And..
Park is like..
......

Jurassic park.. X0( X0(
Dont Hate Me , Coz i m PuNjaBi,
Hate ME , Coz U R NOT...
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Sansen

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Post Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:55 am

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This guy is walking through ChinaTown. He is fascinated with
all the Chinese Restaurants, the Chinese shops, the Chinese
signs and banners on the buildings. He is having the best
time just walking and looking. He turns a corner and sees a
building with a sign, "Hans Olafsen's Laundry".


"Hans Olaffsen?", he thinks. "How in the world does that
fit in here?"


So, he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese
gentleman sitting in the corner. The visitor asks, "How
did this place get a name like Hans Olaffsen's
Laundry?"


The old man answers, "Is name of owner."


The visitor asks, "Well, who is the owner?"

"I am he," answers the old man.


"You? How in the world did you ever get a name like Hans
Olaffsen?"


The old man replies, "Many years ago when I come this
country, I was standing in line at Documentation Center. Man
in front of me was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go
'What your name?' He say 'Hans Olaffsen.'


She look at me...'What your name?' I say "Sem Ting."
I sometimes drift over this way,, but not very often
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skillzz

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Post Tue Feb 08, 2011 11:03 am

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Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife,if somebody else describe her to you! :dance:
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Post Tue Feb 08, 2011 11:08 am

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They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak :-d
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Post Tue Feb 08, 2011 11:54 am

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When i told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance :(
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Post Wed Feb 09, 2011 7:39 am

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Good people donot need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws..
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Post Wed Feb 09, 2011 7:42 am

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A boy eye is faster than google in searching beautiful girl in crowd..

but...a boy's is slower than govt. bus while proposing a girl whom he love...!!!
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Post Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:20 pm

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A Smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart :-P
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Post Sat Feb 12, 2011 1:39 pm

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Stock market is a weird thing. every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they are smart... :)
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Post Sat Feb 12, 2011 1:43 pm

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Romance is the appreciations of two people whoa re celebrating the lucky coincidence that they found each other :)
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