Hindi Funny Jokes :)

JOKES IN HINDI

Jaante ho raat me maza kab aata hai?

guess?????

jab kisi sote hue ko jagakar pucha jaye ki-- so rahe the kya?

haa, to phir so jao

BOY: mujhse shaadi karogi?

GIRL: kyaaa?

BOY: achhi film hai na....

GIRL: kuttee ke bachhe....

BOY: what?

GIRL: kitne cute hote hai na

SANTA: Log kehtey hain ki mohabbat zindgi hoti h maut nhi

Magar voh kya jaane ki dhoka bhi zindgi deti hai maut nhi....

Aaj santa serious hai plz coperate

BOY: if i kiss you and ran away ..what u wil think

GIRL: I wil think..ek bewakoof , jo pura paper attend kar sakta tha..lekin sirf objective likh ke bhaag gaya...

boy: ro kyu rhi ho?
girl: mere marks kam aye hai.
boy: kitne aaye hai?
girl: sirf 90%
boy: khuda ka khof kar zalim.itne me to 3 ladke paas ho jate hain

A tiger killed a sardar in zoo.

a monkey asked y did u particularly kil a sardar in that crowd?

tiger -aur nhi to kya wo bewakoof kab se keh raha tha---" itni badi billii"

Teacher to santa: tumne homework q nhi kiya....?

Deadly answer given by santa: Sir, kyunki hum to "hostel" me rehte hai

Best ever sign at a petrol pump....

KRIPYA YAHA DHUMRAPAN(SMOKING) NA KARE...


aapki zindgi ki koi kimat ho na ho
peetrol ki kimat rs. 64/litre hai

shaadi se pehle ..........
santa ki gf- darling chaand kahan hai?

santa- ek asmaaan me aur ek mere samne

santa ke baad...........

santa ki wife- suno g chaand kaha hai?
santa- oye! andhi hai kya? wo aasman me kya tera baap CFL leke baitha hai